Deserve is a usefully malleable word

I really really like it when you can say what you mean because you know the people you're saying it to will hear it the way they want:

Bette Midler to Serve Jail Time

Ah, she called me on it.

Chief Tyrol-- I mean, Chief.. something something

From IMDB news -

In February, CBS announced it was joining CTV in picking up The Bridge, a procedural crime drama starring Aaron Douglas (Chief Galen Tyrol on Battlestar Galactica) as a former cop turned union boss.

I love Galactica. But after the first season, the Chief rapidly became one of the worst things about the show. He was your go-to guy if you needed your disbelief unsuspended as quick as possible.

Me Angery!

He's fat enough to be a union boss, anyway. If this were a political cartoon from the 1910s!!

Zing.